what a time to be alive.
I don’t really think I’m that good at anatomy (or females) but this is quite a popular request so… I’m making a tutorial, and this is the part to show you what NOT to do with your fellow humans. More coming… eventually.
I suck at breast variations, but I try; see this page for awesome references: x
Her wit backfired and created one of the greatest awards show moments ever.
That moment Jennifer Lawrence was the one able to sexually harass Jack Nicholson. And it worked.
so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this idiot
I have these two neighbours and they’re married and they gotta be like in their late 30s and I’m making dinner and I look out the window and they’re running around outside in their pajamas and bare feet with water pistols soaking eachother and laughing so loud it made me realise I’m wasting so much time trying to make relationships perfect when all that’s really needed is someone who will laugh with me for the rest of my life
You a pilot?
No, not yet. But I wanna be one, more than anything.
#that fucking chin-lift on ‘what’s your simulator score’ #HEY GURL MY NAME’S RALEIGH WANNA HEAR A SECRET? MISS MORI I AM IN TO YOU. #YOU WANNA BE A PILOT #MAAAAN THAT IS COOL #YOU REBUILT MY GIANT ROBOT HEART PROXY AND YOU ALSO WANNA BE A PILOT #I BET YOU’RE REALLY GOOD AT IT #OH WOW 51 KILLS YOU *ARE* REALLY GOOD AT IT #WHAT ARE YOU DOING LATER? #WANNA BE MY CO-PILOT? #OR GET A COFFEE? #OR SEE A MOVIE? #FOR AS LONG AS WE BOTH SHALL LIVE?